In my writing class, we're working on writing various kinds of paragraphs. The last paragraph we wrote was an expository how-to paragraph. As a pre-write, students had to write down the steps of whatever they were giving directions to do. One student, who has a very unique writing style, wrote the following:
How to make a full home made pizza
1. Plow felds with a traktur.
2. Drive to the closest store (or farm.)
3. Find and buy the seeds.
4. drive back to your feld.
5. plant the seeds and wait for nine to ten weeks.
6. cheek your windo and see if there are wheat.
7. Buy the toematoe seeds (Do 4, 5, 6, 8.)
8. Harvest.
9. go to a grinearey with the wheat.
10. Now grind the wheat untile griney.
11. head back.
12. water the flower and add yeast
13. Mend the dogh
14. Drive to buy pigs.
15. head to the your farm then fatten them.
16. mash the toematoes until purryed.
17. take them to the buttree (butcher)
18. after they slotted (slaughtered) the pigs you will get sasiges (sausages)
19. buy the cheeze
20. Shred the chezze.
21. add the sheded chezze and mash toemaytoes (toemaytoes first)
22. Then ad peporne (pepporoni)
23. put the pizza in the oven. for 30 min
24. after cook take out the pizza
25. eat it. (it's good!)
I adore this student and he always asks how I'm doing and his very polite. This was just too good not to share. So creative!
-Ms. Damron-
Hahahaha!! I always loved when my students would think outside the usual box on assignments!
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